| 1. |
Blow your nose and offer everybody to look in your handkerchief. |
| 2. |
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:"Shut
up, all of you just SHUT UP!" |
| 3. |
Hum constantly the first seven notes of "It's a Small World". |
| 4. |
Stand silent in the corner, facing the wall, and keep standing like that. |
| 5. |
When arriving at your floor, try to break the door open, then act very
surprised when it opens by itself. |
| 6. |
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a firm handshake and ask them
to call you General. |
| 7. |
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stays open
until you hear the quarter you dropped down the shaft at the bottom. |
| 8. |
Stare at another passenger for a while, then smile and announce you have
new socks. |
| 9. |
Meow regularly. |
| 10. |
Bet the other passengers you can put a quarter in your nose. |
| 11. |
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say
"oops". |
| 12. |
Show the others a wound and ask if it they think it's infected. |
| 13. |
Stare at another passenger for a while, then jump up and shout
"You're one of THEM!" and hide in the far corner of the elevator. |
| 14. |
Burp loudly, chew and then say "mmmm...tasty!" |
| 15. |
Use a speaking puppet and talk to other passengers with it. |
| 16. |
Say "DING!" at each floor. |
| 17. |
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. |
| 18. |
Draw a square on the floor with chalk and tell the other passengers
that this is your personal space. |
| 19. |
Say in a demonic voice: "I have to find another body." |
| 20. |
Make explosion noises when someone presses a button. |
| 21. |
Repeat the following conversation at least a dozen times: "Did you
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." |
| 22. |
Ask everybody for their Email address and tell them there are too many
dots in it. |
| 23. |
Look in your briefcase or purse and ask: "Got enough air in
there?" |
| 24. |
Use a very smelly deodorant and use a lot. |
| 25. |
Ask people to step aside, because they are standing on the toes of your
invisible friend. |
