| 1. |
Take the film out of the box and put it in your camera (the film of
course). |
| 2. |
Get the box out of the mouth of your puppy and throw the box in the trash
can. |
| 3. |
Get your puppy out of the thrash can and wipe the dirt from his head. Your
pup looks better without it. |
| 4. |
Look for a suitable background (Supertip: find a background WITHOUT cats). |
| 5. |
Prepare your camera for the first picture. |
| 6. |
Find your puppy and take the dirty sock out of his mouth. |
| 7. |
Put the puppy in the place you had chosen and take some distance. |
| 8. |
Put your puppy back in this place and tell him to SIT and STAY (speak with
some emphasis). |
| 9. |
Forget about the background, crawl on your knees to where your puppy goes
and keep your camera ready. |
| 10. |
Adjust your camera with one hand and try to decoy your pup with some food
in you other hand. |
| 11. |
Get a soft towel and wipe away the noseprints from the lens of the camera. |
| 12. |
Get the flash bulb out of the mouth of your puppy and throw it away (the
flash bulb). |
| 13. |
Send the cat temporarily outdoors and treat the scratches on the nose of
your puppy with some gel. |
| 14. |
Put the ashtray and the magazines back on the table. |
| 15. |
Try to get your pup's attention by holding his favorite toy above your
head. |
| 16. |
Put your glasses back on and make you hair decent again. Pick up the
camera from under the couch and check if it's still working. |
| 17. |
Jump up on time, take up your puppy and say: shame that must be done
outside! |
| 18. |
Call your spouse to help cleaning this accident. |
| 19. |
Get yourself a double Scotch on the rocks. |
| 20. |
Sit down in an easy chair and convince yourself to let your puppy practice
more on SIT and STAY. |
